William McKinley's last words were

E.T. was on TV the other day. I hadn't seen it in years and had completely forgotten about 87% of it. Don't ask where that random percentage came from. My fingers found those keys first.

But, man, is that movie sad?? I was hooked and crying and it was embarrassing. Yet I kept wishing that I could be Elliot's pediatrician. Sigh.

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Something is seriously wrong with me. As soon as I heard about poor Brittany Murphy, I wondered what her last words might've been. I wondered if she was alone and if she was even conscious.

I guess I'll never know. The not knowing always makes it sadder.

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The more I read about Hollywood actresses' deaths, the less I like Hollywood.

Black Friday doesn't sound very pleasant, does it? Couldn't we change it to something more festive, like Christmas Sprint Friday or something?

I better not see another badly beat up grandmother in the hospital because she was fighting over Elmos at Walmart.